What better drug than the one you make for yourself?
so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy
so i got one and wrote this on top:
and left it on a table in the studio
less than five minutes later people were fighting about it
my plan has thus far been a success
I love you
you do realize this is how the trojan war started right
this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts
Because I would be the little fuck to buy three of them and leave one for Aphrodite,Athena,and Hera.
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
I used to do this all the time in college, and I miss it.
do you ever listen to Rihanna and find your panties hanging on a lamp but don’t know how
*hires cr1tikal to be my wedding officiant*
what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal, i now pronounce you husband and wife, lets do this shit
Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man